Chores.
These are the ones I hate doing:
- Laundry. It takes forever and every time I get all hot and sweaty dealing with it.
- Grocery shopping. It takes forever, people are obnoxious and always loitering in front of the foods I need to compare, and I usually exert all of my strength doing it. I have to take a bus, so I can only buy as much as I can carry. This means I can never buy anything fun and delicious because it is extra weight.
- Cooking, sometimes. I’m usually really bad at getting everything done on time, so when I cook for myself, I’m usually eating each side individually before any main course.
These are the ones I love doing:
- Vacuuming. There is something so fucking satisfying about a clean carpet. I also get my jollies off by sweeping.
- Washing dishes. A sink full of dishes can usually be cleaned in about 5-10 minutes. Huzzah! Why do my clothes take 2 hours?
- Baking. Unlike cooking, baking anything, from cookies to cakes, follows a strict recipe. If you fuck it up, you probably are illiterate.
- Scrubbing the bathtub. If I spend too much time lingering in the shower, I start to notice every speck of soap scum and mildew that has accumulated since the last time the tub was given a good scrubbing. Most of the time when I clean my shower, I’m still wearing my bath towel. It just can’t wait!
