January 30th

This is what I miss by not watching SNL anymore.   

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January 26th
Heyyyy that’s meeeee:
Got dumped.
Became a rockabilly DJ that is adored by both listeners and local bands.
Became a roller derby girl.
Spent more time with my awesome friends.
I win.

Heyyyy that’s meeeee:

  1. Got dumped.
  2. Became a rockabilly DJ that is adored by both listeners and local bands.
  3. Became a roller derby girl.
  4. Spent more time with my awesome friends.
  5. I win.

(Source: mysweetestdownfall3)

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January 16th
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January 13th

Golly gee. How is it that artists like Deadmau5 get popular, and these guys don’t?

(Source: canterburythankyou.com, via thisiscanterbury)

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Chores.

These are the ones I hate doing:

  • Laundry. It takes forever and every time I get all hot and sweaty dealing with it.
  • Grocery shopping. It takes forever, people are obnoxious and always loitering in front of the foods I need to compare, and I usually exert all of my strength doing it. I have to take a bus, so I can only buy as much as I can carry. This means I can never buy anything fun and delicious because it is extra weight.
  • Cooking, sometimes. I’m usually really bad at getting everything done on time, so when I cook for myself, I’m usually eating each side individually before any main course.

These are the ones I love doing:

  • Vacuuming. There is something so fucking satisfying about a clean carpet. I also get my jollies off by sweeping.
  • Washing dishes. A sink full of dishes can usually be cleaned in about 5-10 minutes. Huzzah! Why do my clothes take 2 hours?
  • Baking. Unlike cooking, baking anything, from cookies to cakes, follows a strict recipe. If you fuck it up, you probably are illiterate.
  • Scrubbing the bathtub. If I spend too much time lingering in the shower, I start to notice every speck of soap scum and mildew that has accumulated since the last time the tub was given a good scrubbing. Most of the time when I clean my shower, I’m still wearing my bath towel. It just can’t wait!
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January 12th

(Source: thatonelesbian)

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January 9th
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January 7th
coloradodaily:

Seen in Boulder: A squirrel and dinosaur find love.

This is the epitome of every relationship I’ve ever had.

coloradodaily:

Seen in Boulder: A squirrel and dinosaur find love.

This is the epitome of every relationship I’ve ever had.

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